Author: Michael Motylinski

Attention: If you’re reading this on a cruise ship right now and about to dock at the port of St. Thomas, this guide is for you!  So get ready for a great day in the Virgin Islands!  St. Thomas is one of the busiest cruise ship ports in the Caribbean and the world.  For good… Continue reading The Ultimate Guide to St. Thomas Cruise Ship Port

The Best Hotels in St. Thomas: The Definitive Guide (If you don’t see a hotel on the list it doesn’t mean it’s awful.  It just didn’t make the list for some reason or other.) These are the absolute best hotels in St. Thomas.  If you are looking for an AirBnb or villa or other accommodation… Continue reading The Best Hotels in St. Thomas: The Definitive Guide

Historic Military Fort Christian in St. Thomas, Virgin Islands (If you aren’t interested in reading about some history, you can skip to the last section with visitor information.) The oldest and most formidable structure in St. Thomas is, without a doubt, Fort Christian.  Named after the Danish King Christian V who first authorized the colony… Continue reading Fort Christian in St. Thomas: Ultimate Visitor’s Guide

Plan your own pub or bar crawl on St. Thomas Introduction: First off, we take drinking seriously down here. We make no room and give no quarter to amateurs. Please leave the frat-boy drinking shenanigans at your community college campus. Here we like to imbibe continuously (heck they serve alcohol at parent-teacher conferences) but we… Continue reading St. Thomas Bar Crawl: Get Drunk, Get Crazy, Blame the Island